Bumper Crowd Goes Home Disappointed

Over 1,700, officially (!) turned up last night to see Gombak United take on Young Lions and went home muttering and mumbling after seeing the visitors earn a surprise 2-1 win.

Fans were heard complaining that they had come to see the players fighting but they got a football match instead.

It is expected that Straits Times will launch an investigation to find out why there was no fight feeling that yet again Singapore football has besmirched the nation's honour.

One fan was reportedly so furious there was no fight on the pitch that he returned to his HDB and said a rude word to an auntie in a lift. I understand TNP are investigating that outrage.